I have no idea who came up with the idea of putting the opposing team’s card into all urinals at Staples Center, but I love ‘em for it. I never tire of taking a leak right on that card. It brings a smile to my face every time. I imagine this is an old idea, one that has been used for many years and in many different sports, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen it before. So kudos my friend, whoever you are!

As for the pissing “off” portion of the story, one particular jackass at the game last week was quite defiant during the Sharks comeback, giving it to the Kings fans even more than he was getting it. He proceeded to say how much better San Jose is, blah, blah, blah. Whereupon I informed him that the Sharks are, indeed, a helluva hockey club… it’s just San Jose and you that SUCK! He looked confused and bewildered and I went to the bathroom.

I’ve never taken a dump at Staples but I hope they have the same things as the urinals!
Come to think of it, neither have I!