Hey everybody, how about a little Kings Christmas song to cheer everyone up?
Sing along with the music!
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
Brownie and Kopi, and all his players,
Chokin’ on the pain!
Horns are ringin’ opposing fans singin’
All is scary and afright!
So hang your heads and say your prayers,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He’s got a bag that’s filled with pucks,
For players to shoot in vain!
Hear those fan yells bellow and holler,
Oh what a dreadful sight,
So Dean misled, so cover your head,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!
(Bailey dancing)
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He doesn’t care if you’re hot or cold,
He hates you just the same!
Sutter Claus knows, we’re all Dean’s children,
That makes everything right.
So fill your hearts with LA Kings cheer,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He’ll freak out, when whistles ring out,
That it’s a crap call again!
Hell on Earth will come to all,
If you don’t put up a fight.
So let’s give thanks to the GM above,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!
You’re probably in a worse mood now that you sang that abomination. But remember, Sutter Claus knows when you’re naughty and nice!

Meeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy he he he hee Christmas!
Love the posting options.
@Dominick: What up big D! Glad you’re back. Was beginning to worry about you.
Geez waves!
You are getting way to jovial! Hell, maybe that’s a good thing?
Are you going music mogul on us now?
Happy Xmas if I don’t see you!
BTW my girlfriend and I going Clippers, her fav team. Tix just got as difficult to get as Lakers tix! I did get some tho!
@Kingsfanone:
I figured I’d lighten the mood a bit…if only for myself!
You know, if we work REALLY HARD (And drink cases of Guinness Stout) we could come up with a Christmas album in no time flat! You realize though the only way we pull this song off for real is if I do the vocals. I am the one with ‘Yelling’ experience and if you’re gonna do a song about Darryl Sutter, it better be metal! \m/
@Cynic:
Nice smiley face! Metal? Bring on Metallica and AC/DC, me likee!
@Cynic:
That would be EPIC! I know a guy who would record it too.
This is the best idea of what I’m thinking I could find. It could be done better but you get the idea. (SEE EMBEDDED VIDEO BELOW)
@Cynic: That’s bad ass! That would be a serious abomination…and fantastic! Click share, then the embed button in youtube and set the width to something reasonable. Copy/paste the code and it’ll work like below!
i love it…(!)
and i also love the fact you got chicky baby in there…thanks for getting one of my people in the xmas spirit…the jello is definitely jiggling…(!)