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Here comes Sutter Claus!

Hey everybody, how about a little Kings Christmas song to cheer everyone up?

Sing along with the music!

Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
Brownie and Kopi, and all his players,
Chokin’ on the pain!
Horns are ringin’ opposing fans singin’
All is scary and afright!
So hang your heads and say your prayers,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He’s got a bag that’s filled with pucks,
For players to shoot in vain!
Hear those fan yells bellow and holler,
Oh what a dreadful sight,
So Dean misled, so cover your head,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!

(Bailey dancing)

Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He doesn’t care if you’re hot or cold,
He hates you just the same!
Sutter Claus knows, we’re all Dean’s children,
That makes everything right.
So fill your hearts with LA Kings cheer,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Sutter Claus,
Here comes Sutter Claus,
Right down Chick Hearn lane!
He’ll freak out, when whistles ring out,
That it’s a crap call again!
Hell on Earth will come to all,
If you don’t put up a fight.
So let’s give thanks to the GM above,
‘Cause Sutter Claus comes tonight!

You’re probably in a worse mood now that you sang that abomination. But remember, Sutter Claus knows when you’re naughty and nice! :)

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